Hands down the best and coolest First Lady in US history :) love how down to earth and relatable she is! That Romney lady was a freaking robot! We’d be living the real life version of Wall.E.
Tracks
Go ahead, get the fuck out of here and secede. No seriously — go.
Start your own country. Form your own military. Establish a foundation for an economy; for industry. Find trade partners. Build a national infrastructure — roads, rails, airports. (OMG DON’T FORGET TO COLLECT TAXES!!!)
Grow crops and raise livestock to feed millions. Open schools. Create government and government agencies to manage all that shit. Write laws. And! AND!!! Don’t forget your constitution!!!
Have fun with that, shitheads. Let us know how it works out in, hey what was your country called again?
Oh, right. ”Asswipia.”
OBAMA RE-ELECTED!
Huffington Post snapshot
OBAMA RE-ELECTED.
4 MORE YEARS.
Election Night Drinking Game:
- If Romney wins drink nonstop for next four years
30 is coming.
NEW age.
New friends.
New life.
New everything.
Tired of the mundane.
Tired of the monotony.
Tired of the predictability.
The only way NEW things happen is to become BOLD. BRAVE.
Do things that are atypical.
(Source: paralysedbeaver)
If Michelle Obama clapping during the debate is all conservatives have to gripe about well then Michelle, applaud away.
Seriously, they did.
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When I found out Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were hosting the Golden Globes…
This is going to be the best Golden Globes ever!
EVER.
